Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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