Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ores Mined: 5175
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Animals Bred: 75

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

    Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!
    Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ores Mined: 6202
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Holy Crap Mine

    Holy Crap Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

    Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

    MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

    Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

    Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!
    Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

    InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

    Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

    Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

    ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56
    Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

    Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition
    Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Star Shards Collected: 85
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

    LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

    Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive
    Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

    Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

    Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Potions Brewed: 34
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

    Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

    2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

    3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

    4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

    5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

    6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

    7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

    8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

    Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

    So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6531
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

    Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

    EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

    Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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