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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	194	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	7845	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.