FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9528 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 998784 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4369 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 229 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
