so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Emeralds Found: 8045

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY