so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Runes Activated: 6
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Crops Grown: 3615
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ores Mined: 5686

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

    BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

    Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

    Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GenderBendCraft

    GenderBendCraft
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7219 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

    CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

    CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Galactic Satellite Farts

    Galactic Satellite Farts
    so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

    join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

    who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • hypecity network

    hypecity network

    Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

    We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

    Big Indie’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

    Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

    i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4402 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 102204 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoSleepovers4You

    NoSleepovers4You
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

    Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 98 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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