so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

    Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

    Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 45
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 385 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BimboCraft – Friends Edition

    BimboCraft – Friends Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

    We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

    Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 560027

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • JobDifficultyMC SMP

    JobDifficultyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4144 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftingChronicles

    CraftingChronicles
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyTribute Hallelujah

    BlockyTribute Hallelujah
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

    We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

    Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

    Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1
    Server Information
    Server IP: play.potatosmp.org
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    Features
    Singapore Hosting
    Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
    Java Version Support 1.20+
    Simple Voice Chat
    Combat Log
    Anticheat
    TPA / Home
    SPVP Zone
    CPVP Zone
    Community-Focused
    No P2W
    Server Settings
    Difficulty: Hard
    Nether Roof: Enabled
    Bed Explosion: Disabled
    World Borders
    Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
    Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
    End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

    Join our Discord for more info here

    FAQs

    How many active players are on the server?

    There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

    The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

    Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

    What are the server’s world border sizes?

    The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 4145
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 94778 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

    Killer Anthology Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 4254 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

    Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Farms Harvested: 385
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Animals Bred: 29 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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