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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9831 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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