FootyCraft: Kickin’ it in the British Pyramid

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, get ready to kick it up a notch on our server where we’ve taken the British football pyramid to a whole new level!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear the roar of the crowd as you score a goal in our epic soccer stadium built right in the middle of the server. But watch out for the creeper referees, they can be a bit explosive when making calls!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft football champion as you navigate through different leagues, facing off against rival teams and even recruiting zombie players to join your squad. Who needs pickaxes when you have soccer balls to kick around?

So what are you waiting for? Lace up your virtual boots and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s time to kick some pixelated goals and show the world that you’re the ultimate blocky football superstar!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	7033	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Crops Grown:	1329	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5926
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	6265

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7854
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	614

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.