Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 98
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 7421 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3693

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

    HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols
    so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

    🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

    🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

    Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Star Shards Collected: 93

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GratefulCraft SMP

    GratefulCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6737
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPigCraft

    PixelPigCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Crops Grown: 6490
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Mines Excavated: 2086
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zombie Power Co.

    Zombie Power Co.
    join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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