Food Frenzy Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	186	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	916

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Emeralds Found:	1835	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.