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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9598 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!
