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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4685 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.
if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.
