| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1717 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 20 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9703 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7667 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5497 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2335 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1236 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1033 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1458 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1781 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3149 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 306 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 23032 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9479 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4489 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
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