Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a flounder flopping around on dry land? Well, look no further, because our server is where you’ll truly flourish like a majestic sea creature swimming in the ocean!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players can uncover hidden loot and riches beyond their wildest dreams. And rumor has it, there’s a mythical diamond unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most absurdly fun Minecraft gameplay around? Come on, dive in and see why one flounders while the other flourishes – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7707
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 4195 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Emeralds Found: 8754
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Items Found: 7876
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Gods Slained: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5179 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6528 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 500 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 104 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

    A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

    Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

    For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
    Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 599 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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