Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Potions Brewed: 154
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6491 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Farms Harvested: 158
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2231

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8345 Mines Excavated: 4120
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 854

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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