Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Runes Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 51114 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5987 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 284 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Mines Excavated: 2103

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 5000

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8686 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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