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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5380 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5037 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)