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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3913 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Farms Harvested: | 669 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)