Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4038 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 8209
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Villages Defended: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Crops Grown: 3540
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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