Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2220 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6045 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
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