Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3573 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 162628 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉
