Updated October 25, 2024
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3189 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3189 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.
So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!
Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!
Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!
Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮
Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8845 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!
Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 289 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.