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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8007 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7398 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
