Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1252 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6316 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
