Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8211	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Magic Items Found:	6927	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	200	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	84583
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	270	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	9

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	525
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crops Grown:	3940
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Emeralds Found:	7445	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net