Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	7256	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Items Found:	6380
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	587	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573