Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Animals Bred:	94

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	6006	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1480

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	82	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5732
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4606	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.