Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	247	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7930
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchantments Applied:	260
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1962
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.