Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8497	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ores Mined:	2417
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6123

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!