Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7045
Mines Excavated:	4641	Magic Items Found:	8119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	8203
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	685289
Players Killed by Monsters:	1338	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Items Found:	3806	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1745
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6639
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.