Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2926	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mines Excavated:	1352	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	125
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	159
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	1339	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	6071
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.