Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	551
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	3682	Buildings Constructed:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1123
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	6760	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8886
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Emeralds Found:	5918
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4880	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9067
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	922894	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2020
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.