Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4863	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	643

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1884
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6341	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Farms Harvested:	286

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.