Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	6798
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	140102	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Star Shards Collected:	228	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	2740
Potions Brewed:	127	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6349
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	620605
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!