Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	1430	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	529161	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1398	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Items Found:	4116	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.