Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	3980
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8894
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Ores Mined:	1075	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Towns Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	6512

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.