Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	New Chunks Explored:	707481
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5739	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4958
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	873	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	4029	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!