Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Potions Brewed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	745486	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	3428
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1115
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7087	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.