Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crops Grown:	4999
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9299
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8510	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2588
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3931
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	880	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	48954

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4404	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.