Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	8075	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	9971
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3592	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ores Mined:	3532	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ores Mined:	5755	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1777	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	363	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4184	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	2025
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	323	Emeralds Found:	6999
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2484
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!