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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1602
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3516	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3