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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6641 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
