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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1874 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?