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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3810 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?