Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Farms Harvested: 407
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Animals Bred: 79
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 512388
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Potions Brewed: 90

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Potions Brewed: 197
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Falling into the Void: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Zombie Dances: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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