Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Emeralds Found: 8512 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Potions Brewed: 42
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Runes Activated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Zombie Dances: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Potions Brewed: 72
    Ores Mined: 1139 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Items Found: 2429

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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