Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7371 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Farms Harvested: 943 Animals Bred: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dimension Hops: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 378 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Potions Brewed: 158
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 7142
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchantments Applied: 93
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4132 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 850481 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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