Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Void Gems Collected: 24 Magic Items Found: 3323
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 4098
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 3166
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5077
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Emeralds Found: 6622

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 3126
    Animals Bred: 142 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 88 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Alien Abductions: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 111
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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