Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Animals Bred: 24
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Villages Defended: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Zombie Dances: 6 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 264

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Crops Grown: 7771 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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